You Can't Say Cunt in Canada

You can't say cunt in Canada
 Saying cunt's not very nice at all
 No, you can't say cunt in Canada
 So we asked the sheilas what they called it
 And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
 So if you say cunt in Canada,
 You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
 And, you can't say cunt in Canada
 Now, you can't say cunt in Canada
 So I thought I better ask the guys
 Now, you can't say cunt in Canada
 Why wasn't I surprised
 When they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
 (Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
 Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo
 No, you can't say cunt in Canada
 Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude
 No, you can't say cunt in Canada
 So when I get to Montreal
 If you're gonna say cunt in Canada
 You gotta say it in French as well
 So here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
 No, you can't say cunt in Canada
 Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude
 And you can't say cunt in Canada