Endicott

Endicott's up by five o'clock
 Endicott's givin' all he got
 Endicott's job is six to nine but
 Endicott's home by nine o'five
 Endicott helps cook the steak
 Endicott helps put the plates
 Endicott puts the kids to bed
 Endicott reads a book to them
 Why can't you be like Endicott?
 Endicott loves Tribena so
 Endicott puts her on a pedestal
 Endicott's wish is her command but
 Endicott don't make no demands
 Endicott's always back in time
 Endicott's not the cheating kind
 Endicott's full of compliment
 Endicott's such a gentleman
 Why can't you be like Endicott?
 Cause I'm free
 Free of made-to-order liabilities
 Thank God I'm free
 Cos it's hard enough for me
 To take care of me oh-oh
 Endicott's carrying a heavy load
 Endicott never really ever moans
 Endicott's not a wealthy guy but
 Endicott pays the bill on time
 Endicott's got ideas and plans
 Endicott's what you call a real man
 Endicott always will provide 'cause
 Endicott is the family type
 Why can't you be like Endicott?
 Cause I'm free
 Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea
 Thank God I'm free
 Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh
 Maybe I need someone
 Someone who isn't undone
 Maybe an older woman
 Will tolerate me
 Maybe that certain womeone
 Older and wiser woman
 Maybe the perfect someone
 To satisfy me
 Endicott keeps his body clean
 Endicott don't use nicotine
 Endicott don't drink alcohol
 Endicott uses no drugs at all
 Endicott don't eat any sweet
 Endicott don't eat pig feet
 Endicott's frame is mighty strong
 Endicott makes love hard and strong
 Why can't you be like Endicott?
 Endicott loves Tribena so
 Endicott walks her to the sto'
 Endicott likes to hold her hand
 Endicott's proud to be her man
 Endicott stands for decency
 Endicott means formality
 Endicott's the epitome
 Endicott stands for quality
 Endicott
 Endicott
 Endicott
 Endicott
 Our love will be...