Collected Views from Dinner

(This is the view from dinner)
 I'm good friends with Jimmy, he owns this restaurant
 I don't know his kids names, I drink what I want
 Yeah, I speak a bit of French, but I have yet to go
 I interned at Vogue ten summers ago, so I should know
 Wait, I can't relate to
 Seemingly honest faking
 I shall stand crippled
 Sipping wine amongst the faces
 With friend replacements
 Wondering how to shake it
 I think we're all more
 Horrified than we're saying
 Gimme, gimme clothes now
 That I can't afford
 Eyelash extensions
 In a no-filter world
 You should really get on Snapchat
 Connect with the kids
 Let's collab, and by collab
 I mean you take a picture of you in it
 You should go try and be cool
 I smell the lies on you, the lies on you (the lies, the lies on you)
 'Cause no allies can remove
 The shame in you, so shame on you (shame, shame on you)
 They could puff you up just a little bit more
 So we could pick you out when you're amongst us all
 I needed
 Some kind of differentiation to see it
 You'd think I'd be upset when you stand in my face
 This cocktail hour-talk makes me want to erase my talents
 I'm jealous, wish I could be so careless
 (Just so you know, "carefree" is more of what I mean, it just doesn't rhyme)
 You should go try and be cool
 I smell the lies on you, the lies on you
 'Cause no, no allies can remove
 The shame in you, so shame on you (shame, shame on you)
 Six free bottles and he didn't even tip?
 Mmh, bragging 'bout his cars and his wrist
 And he left the bathroom puking and shit
 Ew, I don't know who 'bout to clean all of this
 Oh, hell no, I gotta go
 My boyfriend's outside now
 You're always leaving first, I didn't wanna fucking curse
 But these assholes are working my last nerve
 Did you see the bitch with the plastic tits?
 She couldn't see over them shits
 You think I pay you fucking guys to chirp?
 Get back to work
 Our waitress definitely hates us
 But who cares? That bitch is basic
 Like, how do you not have a gluten-free, meat-free and food-free option?
 I'll just have some water