Lager And Ale

Late weekend night, I'm at the Bojar Grill
 I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
 Went through the kitchen door, come the dancing girl
 Then everything on the menu mattered
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew
 I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob
 'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
 Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
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 Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew
 I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
 'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
 Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
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 Over to the jukebox I staggered
 For a love song to scatter my body before her
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 Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
 So I started humming In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head
 Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew
 I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob
 'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
 Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
 Hey, I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab, baby
 Off to the hotel we'll wallow
 Ready, willing and able
 Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
 'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
 Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
 'Cause I'm ready, willing and able