The Ballad of Mr. Steak

Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?
 The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper
 And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile
 As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
 Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go
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 Ooh Mr. Steak you were Grade A
 I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants
 He'll do anything that will come to his mind
 And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:
 He's stepping left and right cha-cha
 He came to me in a package of delight
 Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh
 He picked me, not the other way around
 He came bursting at the seams
 He pranced around la la
 He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
 He loved to move he was everything and more
 And every bite just made him dance more and more
 He loved to
 Mr. Steak you were Grade A
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 Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart
 He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake
 Do you believe that a steak couldn't love
 Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat
 But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy
 The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin
 It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land
 Hand in hand here we go he brought the 1
 He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
 He loved to move he was everything and more
 And every bite just made him dance more and more
 He loved to
 Mr. Steak you were great, eh?