Mathematics Paradise

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of math
 I take a look at my life and realize there's none left
 'Cause I've been deriving and proving so long that
 Even my advisor thinks that my mind is gone
 But I ain't never proved a theorem that didn't deserve it
 He be treated like a lemma, you know that's unheard of
 You better watch how I'm talking, and where I'm walking,
 Or you and your homies might get covered in chalk
 I really ain't that smooth, but I gotta hope
 You convolute me with a function so I get a slope, fool
 I'm the kind T.A. the little majors wanna be like
 In my office late at night, grading papers that ain't right
 Been spendin' most our lives in a mathematics paradise
 Prove theorems once or twice in a mathematics paradise
 Big stipend pays the price in a mathematics paradise
 A bigger one would sure be nice in a mathematics paradise
 My thesis situation has got me pacin'
 Operator algebras on a smooth manifold
 So I gotta be down with d-z-bar,
 Anti-involution product got me seein' stars
 I'm a educated fool, K-theory on my mind,
 Piece of chalk in my hand and a gleam in my eye
 I'm a fifth-year grad, so don't keep me longer
 And my thesis is down, it can't get any stronger, fool
 Defense ain't nothin' but a quarter away
 A post-doc at M. I. T.? What can I say?
 I'm twenty-three now, but when I live to be thirty-four
 A Fields Medal, maybe? I don't know.
 Tell me why is pi defined to be
 Been spendin' most our lives in a mathematics paradise
 Prove lemmas once or twice in a mathematics paradise
 Big stipend pays the price in a mathematics paradise
 A bigger one would sure be nice in a mathematics paradise
 Power of the series, series of the power,
 Every morning missing shower after shower
 Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin' what's going on in the classroom
 'Cause they're too busy sniffin'
 They say I got to learn, but they have no time to teach me
 If I can't understand that, how can they reach me?
 I guess they can't, I guess I won't,
 I guess I'm stuck. That's why I know my life is out of luck, fool
 Been spendin' most our lives in a mathematics paradise
 Prove theorems once or twice in a mathematics paradise
 Sometimes we prove them thrice in a mathematics paradise
 And our advisors give advice in a mathematics paradise
 Tell me why are we so blind to state
 e is 2.71828?
 Tell me why is pi defined to be
 Been spendin' most our lives in a mathematics paradise
 Prove theorems once or twice in a mathematics paradise
 A conjecture would suffice in a mathematics paradise
 We don't got no social lives in a mathematics paradise