Meeting In The Ladies Room

Ho (yeah)
 I had to leave my condo to come to this
 Well, I'm back, but this time I'm with my man
 And these women are putting their hands
 All over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought
 And I'm much, much unhappy about that
 I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW, a basic woman
 But if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous
 Oh
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 I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this)
 I'll be back real soon (that's what I get for being in the neighborhood)
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room (where's my jewelry?)
 I'll be back real soon (can we talk?)
 I don't know, but I think you better watch your man (girl, you better watch your man)
 'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (all the girls are watching him)
 If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (go on and powder your nose)
 'Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor
 That's why
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
 Mmm, everybody, sing it like
 Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
 Stepped through the door, they were standing in line (took their time)
 Smoking funny cigarettes and taking their time (something must be on their minds)
 Pass me a mirror (hurry up)
 'Cause I ain't got much time (quick, I got to get right back)
 'Cause there's a hunk of man, I done left behind
 That's why
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon (I told my man)
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
 Everybody, sing it like
 Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh
 Don't be a Freak-a-Zoid
 Walked on the floor and everybody was jamming
 They're playing my favorite song, got me singing along
 Can't turn your back for a minute, somebody's rocking my man
 And girl, they're doing like nobody else can
 Watch out, watch out, watch out
 Excuse me, ladies, this man's with me
 I don't like to share, you can plainly see
 He looks good, good enough to eat
 But believe me, lady, he belongs to me, yeah
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon
 Don't slap me
 'Cause I'm not in the mood
 Don't, don't, don't slap me
 'Cause I'm not in the mood
 Don't slap me
 'Cause I'm not in the mood
 Don't slap me
 'Cause I'm not in the mood
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room
 I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh)
 I've got a meeting in the ladies room (get yourself some business, baby)
 I'll be back real soon