Pants

Pants are a wonderful thing
 You only have to look at the joy that they bring
 They cover up your intimate parts
 And they help to soften the blow from your farts
 Pants are a part of the day
 Bring comfort to your nads in extraordinary ways
 Cotton, polyester or silk
 They absorb small amounts of poo and man milk
 Long life to pants, a new romance
 Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
 Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
 Everybody loves their underwear
 Pants can be small or too big
 They cover what you have, a trunk or a twig
 They often come in packs of three
 They are cheap and they are fun for the whole family
 Long life to pants, a new romance
 Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
 Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
 Everybody loves their underwear
 Long life to pants, a new romance
 Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
 Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
 Everybody loves underwear
 Pants, a new romance
 Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear
 Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance
 Everybody loves their underwear