Weatherman

I make a really bad umbrella
 Just like I said I would
 I'm full of holes and I do not stay put
 So don't think I'm keeping you dry
 It just is not raining yet
 Clouds come to our sky
 We'll both be soaking wet
 I make a really bad clothesline
 So don't pin your hopes on me
 Do not try to tie me tree to tree
 I make such a bad clothesline
 I would not pin nothing on me
 'Cause when you come back for it
 You might find it's gone in the breeze
 And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
 What else you expected me to say
 'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago
 That it would always be this way
 I'm not a good lighthouse
 'Cause I don't always shine
 I make a safe shore so hard to find
 I make a really bad anchor
 Just like I told you so
 Because I tend to get dragged
 And then I tend to let go
 And I make a really good lover
 When there's a clear path to the door
 Make a really good listener
 When I can't talk no more
 I make a really good friend
 When there's an end in sight
 I make a really good wrong to your right
 You say I live like I'm on ice skates
 Going down a frozen hill
 I say,? Baby, it has always been like that
 Maybe it always will?
 And when I said that to you
 I did not mean to cause you pain
 But you can go ahead and blame me
 Like you blame the weatherman for the rain
 And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
 What else you expected me to say
 'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago
 That it would always be this way, yea
 I make a really bad umbrella
 Just like I said I would
 Full of holes and I do not stay put
 So don't think I'm keeping you dry
 It just is not raining yet
 Clouds come to our sky
 We'll both be soaking wet
 Both be soaking wet, both be soaking wet
 I think we're gonna be soaking wet
 I think we're gonna be soaking wet
 I think we're gonna be soaking wet