Pulled

I don't have a sunny disposition
 I'm not known for being too amused
 My demeanor's locked in one position
 See my face, I'm enthused
 Suddenly however I've been puzzled
 Bunny rabbits make me want to cry
 All my inhibitions have been muzzled
 And I think I know why
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 I'm being pulled in a new direction
 But I think I like it, I think I like it
 I'm being pulled in a new direction
 Through my painful pursuit somehow birdies took root
 All the things I detested impossibly cute
 God, what do I do?
 Mother always said be kind to strangers
 But she doesn't know what they destroy
 I can feel the clear and present dangers
 When she learns that the boy
 Has got me pulled in a new direction
 But I think I like it, I think I like
 I'm being pulled in a new direction
 And this feeling I know is impossible so
 I'll confide that I've tried, but I can't let it go
 It's disgustingly true
 Pulled, pulled, pulled
 Puppy dogs with droopy faces
 Unicorns with dancing mice
 Sunrise in wide open spaces
 Disney World, I'll go there twice
 Butterflies and picnic lunches
 Bunches of chrysanthemums
 Lollipops and pillow fight
 And Christmas Eve, sugarplums
 String quartets and chia pets
 And afternoon banana splits
 Angels watching as I sleep
 And Liberace's greatest hits
 Have got me pulled in a new direction
 If they keep insisting, I'll stop resisting
 Just watch me pulled in a new direction
 I should stay in the dark
 Not obey every spark
 But the boy has a bite
 Better far than his bark
 And you bet I'll bite too
 Do what's truly taboo
 As I'm pulled in a new direction