Sam Failed Her Driver’s Test

The first time you fail to get your license: adorable
 The second time: surprising
 But I was ambitious
 Oh, Sam failed her driver's test
 Four times
 The first time barely counts: I forgot my glasses
 Medical condition
 That's one!
 Next, a parked car bumped into me
 Divine intervention?
 That's two!
 The third time, (Hoo) I left the parking brake on,
 Which caused the burning smell,
 Which caused me to panic,
 Which caused me to...
 Pee
 And flee
 That's three
 Samantha Brown?
 Yeah, she failed one more!
 Driver's test number four!
 Kelly, what are you doing?
 Don't talk about it, Sam - live it
 Watch for traffic
 The car's not going to drive itself
 Both hands on the wheel
 What - You think it's gonna bite?
 Well?
 No
 Ok. You be Sam
 Who are you?
 The DMV lady Carol Ann. She's from Minnesota
 No, she's not
 She is now, dontcha know!
 Turn the key.
 What does it feel like?
 My hands are steady
 Turn left onto main
 I barely even have to steer
 You should probably try staying in one lane
 And I feel ready,
 This part should be easy
 The road in front of me is clear
 You're making me feel queasy, dear
 And all at once I feel alive
 Are you ready for the highway?
 Yes
 Ok then
 Drive!
 Drive!
 Drive!
 Drive!