Bar Star

He got a rhinestone rocket ship and disco balls
 Leaves glitter on the shitter when duty calls
 What's cookin' good lookin'
 No he ain't shy, down in your kitchen
 Finger-lickin' in your hot pink pie
 He's a bar star baby
 How do we harness his energy
 He's a bar star baby
 Shine your light on me
 Beneath the bar is a love bazaar
 And at the center of the action
 You will find the bar star
 Got those planets in orbit
 Some near, some far
 Got those bodies in motion 'round and 'round
 The bar star
 In elliptical patterns hang onto your pride
 It's a cosmic wonder how they never collide
 He's a bar star baby
 He's the king, king, king of the party scene
 Lipstick stains all over his jeans
 He's the bar star baby 'til it all implodes
 Watch out gir, l you're headed for a black hole
 Aah, super cool, super cool, super cool
 Dancin' fool, dancin' fool
 Aha push it in the bathroom
 Aha push it, in the basement, aha push it
 Don't come too soon, aha push it
 She's your replacment
 Workin' hard, sweatin' hard, go back to the bar
 You don't have to pay, you got the part got the part
 Don't they know who you are?
 Oh fuck it, go find some cocaine
 Did he shine his light on you tonight?
 No, 'cause he's a bar star baby
 A gilded ray straight through your atmosphere
 A barstar baby, go on girl mix it with a salty tear
 He's a bar star baby, he's a bar star baby
 Didn't you know?
 He's all about chasing that rainbow
 Big Apple
 Did you ever wonder why they call it the Big Apple?
 Why, they invite, you to take a bite
 You, ought to know by now
 It all began with Eve
 Not so far back in history
 Alluring Evelyn came in late 1803
 And started a temple of love on 142 Bond St
 And it branched from there
 This naughty apple tree
 Its roots took hold
 In this decadent city
 Sex, sex, politics dirty deeds, dirty tricks
 Sex, sex, politics, NYC needs a fix
 Ho, hey, an apple a day
 The Cortland marketing board tried to tuck it away
 My, my, American as apple pie
 If you believe all that, you believe in a lie
 Its the biggest tree covered in golden leaves
 You might be surprised at how far the branches reach
 Have you been put on earth to take a bite
 To feed your need from the tree of life?
 Than come to the Big Apple and stay for a while