Sea Monkeys

Time will dissolve
 If Sea Monkeys are present
 Sea Monkeys will hatch and reproduce
 He said to the little girl
 "Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp
 The tooth fairy is your mom
 Paula Abdul is a Sea Monkey"
 They found the little girl's skin
 Under his yellow cigarette-stained fingernails
 Once the little girl went to Tower Records
 And saw some records displayed
 The records were of Prince's Batman
 Instantly the little girl associated
 Any raw albums or CDs with Paula Abdul
 She said, "Paula Abdul, mommy!"
 She started dancing and singing her song
 Mommy patted the little girl's head
 As blood dripped from the corner of her eyelid
 Then they squirmed away to frolic in instant life solutions
 Step number three