Detroit Rock City

how is it going SanFrancisco
 thank you for coming
 SanFrancisco
 once somebody gonna ask me we in a fog friendly lesbbian bar or lesbian friendly dog bar
 doesn't matter sanfransisco have a good time
 I know you gotta choices what you do with your free time
 thanks for comming to see uncle barbeque tells dumb dumb stories a little while
 so let's go spend a copple yarns while get onto our fun carfully life styles
 ahha
 say a lot of comedy comes from shared experience and things we can relate to
 keeping that in mind, anybody else in here is getting so drunk last month near to call cab to take you to wendy's
 this cowboy right maybe cowboy right there
 yeah
 that is special point you are in mid thirties and there is a drinking responsibily and crying for help junst kinda turn into the same thing
 real saturday successful night home alone
 i want those spicy noggot
 you too drunk to drive
 i'll call a cab because you deserve it.
 i'm doing the right thing, how come steal feel sad?
 thats what i did, i called a cab, and another grown man drove me to my house.
 fo money, so its his job
 and i got to my house and i jumped in his cab and i said this
 dont do what i did when you need a cab
 i just jumped in and i said "we're going on an adventure"
 and thats just 80 dollars on the meter right away
 i dont want to be a toer guy, thats 80 box, thats a pitterpan tax is what that is
 thats the same amount of money if someone jump in and say take me to the neverland
 80 box, you smell like you probably gonna bar from here
 so start 80, no matter where you go
 and so we drove to the wendy's
 and i made hime drive me yo the drivethrought
 because i did not trust him not to leave me there
 that was fare you suspicous to me i suspicous to him, it was fare play