Beer Googles - Live

Here we go!
 The turnout tonight is weak,
 The crowd is looking meager
 Only 40 to 50 in the flock,
 But 3 more beers
 And I'm playin' Woodstock
 And you can probably see
 That we're not all that tight
 But a couple more drinks
 Will alter your sight
 That does not mean fight
 I'm not saying I have to be drunk
 But tequila shots make it more fun
 Oh, I'm havin' fun
 Oh, beer goggles
 Oh, beer goggles,
 I love to put them on
 Them on
 Next to each other at the bar
 She's thinkin', "He's the one,"
 I'm thinkin', "Where's my car?"
 She thinks I look good,
 Obviously, she didn't smell that fart
 "What kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
 Hey man, it's a start
 "Hi, my name's Barbie."
 "My name is Ken."
 The perfect couple,
 'cause we're drunk in the head
 Oh, I'm drunk again
 Oh, beer goggles,
 Oh, beer goggles,
 I love to put them on
 The one size fits all!!!