Razor Burn

She broke up with me two days later
 I think she met Don Juan in Italy
 She has a new man
 I have a new mustache
 Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
 And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter
 To walk the earth alone
 I'll never shave again!
 On the night she left me
 Facial hair grew miraculously
 I dressed in black like Johnny Cash
 And grew this beard of shame
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 I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn
 And some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons
 Look like a wise man but I'm an idiot!
 It's over
 She left me
 And she will soon forget me
 She found out I was lame
 I grew a beard of shame
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 Come all ye faithful
 Joyful and triumphant
 I am a new man
 I have a beard of shame