LOSER

All my buddies had a bet behind my back
 They said I couldn't if I tried to break my tract
 Record gave me two weeks, said it wouldn't last
 Damn, it never lasts (oh, she never last)
 She's a Dixie dime, sippin' on a Napa wine
 I'm a good old boy, shootin' straight home-grown ripe
 Should've known to never mix whiskey and wine
 But I still tried
 But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend
 Used my last chances up
 She is taking a round, guess she's leaving
 I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see
 It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
 There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser
 Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her (always knew I'd lose her)
 Yeah, I can see now, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
 Could've sworn she was the one who could finally fix
 And turn me into that middle class, cul-de-sac, stay-at-home soccer dad
 She gave up on all of that
 But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend
 Used my last chances up
 She is taking a round, guess she's leaving
 I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see
 It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
 There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser
 Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
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 (Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her)
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 Can't fix the gears on this pedal to the medal, yeah
 Baby, I like it, but I love the way my old blues fit (old blues fit)
 Told myself it's time I would be different
 But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend
 Used my last chances up
 She is taking a round, guess she's leaving
 I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see
 It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
 There ain't no poppin' champagne
 Diamond ring for a loser (yeah, I always knew I'd lose her)
 Yeah, there ain't no down on one knee kinda thing
 'Cause the truth hearts, yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
 (Always knew I'd lose her)
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 (Always knew I'd lose her)