Don't Try This At Home

I see you
 Cut it out
 Little man, mouthing the words to this song
 Can? t understand?
 How could you?
 ? the extent of the hurt they come from
 I know that you feel free when you strum along
 But I know how wrong your dreams can go
 Don't try this at home
 Don't try this when you? re alone
 Don't try this at home
 You? re gonna hurt yourself
 Yeah, I know
 ? Cause I was exactly the same kid as you
 Making my moves in a mirror
 I wanted to be just like Lou
 A Rock 'n? Roll animal
 An irreverent funky-ass Jew
 But what I did not account for
 Was this cultural vacuum
 Don't try this at home
 Don't try this when you? re alone
 Don't try this at home
 You? re gonna hurt yourself
 Yeah, I know
 Believe me, baby
 Beware of the dogs
 Beware, Be scared of the dogs
 Listen to? em?
 Down, Boy!
 Sit?
 Do not try this at home
 You? re gonna hurt yourself
 Yeah, I know
 I'm serious