Purple People Eater (Purple Fender Bender)

Well I saw this sign drivin' down the street
 It had a bunch of dents in it and its paint was beat
 I started shakin' and I said, "Dadgum!"
 It looked like Purple Fender Bender had come
 It was a one-geared, one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 (One-geared, one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender)
 One-geared, (horn sound) drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 Looked kind of strange to me (One gear?)
 Well it came down the road and he hit a tree
 I said, "Mr. Fender Bender, don't wreck me"
 I heard him say in a voice so low,
 "I wouldn't smash you 'cause I need a tow"
 It was a one-geared one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 (One-geared one-horned drivin' Purple Fender Bender)
 Dadgum, (horn sound) drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 Looked kind of strange to me (One gear?)
 I said, "Mr. Purple Fender Bender, what's your line?"
 He said, "Been in purple fenders and it sure is fine
 But that's not the reason that I come to you
 I run out of gas and I need a jump too!"
 I put my breaks, stop and go, driving Purple Fender Bender
 Flat tire, I'm out of gas, drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 (New wheel, mud flaps) Drivin' Purple Fender Bender
 Sure looks strange to me
 And I failed to think and I gave you my junk
 His engine turned over and it let out a thunk
 His pistons were crazy as he drove out of sight
 And I failed to think and I gave you my junk
 His engine turned over and it let out a thunk
 His pistons were crazy as he drove out of sight
 (spoken): Woo-hoo! Ho, ho! Can you believe that?