Toddler Mail

Like to think I'm the best there is
 At putting myself down
 Here's to looking at trading places
 With anyone in town
 The way you light that cigarette
 Smoke never hits your eyes
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy
 So good looking and confident
 When you're lacking personality
 Nothing matters when you back it up
 With five beers, a line of speed
 Scintillating conversation
 I know that I should try
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy
 Now I stand in front of you
 I hope that I could die
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy
 As many friends as there are bodies placed
 In your field of view
 Does that explain why I'm so incensed
 When you do the things you do?
 Jealousy's the most destructive
 A bitter waste of time
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy
 Now I stand in front of you
 I hope that I could die
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy
 Well, I lost faith in everything
 I severed all my ties
 Wishing I was you
 You're the best guy