Hoochie

You don't wanna go outside
 Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike
 I got you in the scents and the bucket strikes
 It's keeping you cryin'
 I don't wanna catch my breath
 I only feel alive when you're around my neck
 I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends
 They were nothing like me
 And, if, I was you
 I would probably love me too
 You know it smells like sweet perfume
 In the back of my van
 And, if, she was cool
 She would probably dick me too
 You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
 I guess they all lose
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 I only have to second guess
 Maybe she's like me but in a better dress
 You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets
 That you can't touch
 I saw you bought another face
 I thought I told you that it was a waste of space
 I know you're gonna start another shit-hot band
 And make me laugh
 And, if, I was you
 I would probably love me too
 You know it smells like sweet perfume
 In the back of my van
 And, if, she was cool
 She would probably dick me too
 You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
 I guess they all lose
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 And, if, I was you
 I would probably love me too
 You know it smells like sweet perfume
 In the back of my van
 And, if, she was cool
 She would probably dick me too
 You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
 I guess they all lose