Candy Store

Are we gonna have a problem?
 You got a bone to pick?
 You've come so far
 Why now are you pulling on my dick?
 I'd normally slap your face off
 And everyone here could watch
 But I'm feeling nice
 Here's some advice
 Listen up, biatch!
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 I like! Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
 I like! Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card
 I like! Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him
 I like! Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!
 If you lack the balls
 You can go play dolls
 Let your mommy fix you a snack
 Or you could come smoke
 Pound some rum and coke
 In my Porsche with the quarterback
 Woah! Woah! Woah!
 Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
 Welcome to my candy store
 Time for you to prove
 You're not a loser anymore
 Then step into my candy store
 Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
 All you have to do say goodbye to Shamu
 That freak' not your friend I can tell in the end
 If she had your shot she would leave you to rot!
 'Course if you don't care
 Fine! Go braid her hair
 Maybe Sesame Street is on
 Woah!
 Or forget that creep
 And get in my Jeep
 Let's go tear up someone's lawn
 Woah! Woah! Woah!
 Honey, whatchu waiting for?
 Welcome to my candy store
 You just gotta prove
 You're not a pussy anymore
 Then step into my candy store
 
 You can join the team
 Or you can bitch and moan
 You can live the dream
 Or you can die alone
 You can fly with eagles
 Or if you prefer
 Keep on testing me
 And end up like her!
 Veronica, look!
 Ram invited me to his homecoming party, see?
 I told you there was still something there!
 This proves he's been thinking about me!
 Color me stoked!
 I'm so happy!
 Woah!
 Honey, whatchu waiting for
 Shut up, Heather!
 Step into my candy store!
 Woah, time for you to prove
 You're not a lame ass anymore
 Then step into my candy store!
 It's my candy store
 It's my candy
 It's my candy store
 It's my candy
 It's my candy store
 It's my candy store!