From the Air

Good evening, this is your captain
 We are about to attempt a crash landing
 Please extinguish all cigarettes
 Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position
 Your Captain says: "Put your head on your knees"
 Captain says: "Put your head in your hands"
 Captain says: "Put your hands on your head"
 "Put your hands on your hips", heh heh
 This is your Captain – and we are going down
 We are all going down, together
 And I said: "Uh oh, this is gonna be some day"
 Stand by, this is the time
 And this is the record of the time
 This is the time, and this is the record of the time
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 Uh – this is your Captain again
 You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before
 Why? Cause I'm a caveman
 Why? Cause I've got eyes in the back of my head
 Why? It's the heat, stand by
 This is the time, and this is the record of the time
 This is the time, and this is the record of the time
 Put your hands over your eyes, jump out of the plane
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 There is no pilot, you are not alone
 Stand by
 This is the time, and this is the record of the time
 This is the time, and this is the record of the time