God and the Government

I'm not one for domesticity
 Yeah, I'm pretty sure
 I don't wanna get married
 But if you told me you did (but if you told me you did)
 You wanted a life with a wife and a kid
 I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
 Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help
 And that's exactly why
 You'll make the perfect husband
 And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government
 You know that if you asked
 I'd take out my lip ring
 Yeah, I'd remove my tats
 Be your American dream
 And I'd make you a dad
 Not right now, but someday
 And when we have that brat, I'll be the head of their PTA
 I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
 Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help
 And that's exactly why
 You'll make the perfect husband
 And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government
 I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband for tax purposes
 And or true love, 'til death does us part or we break up, amen!
 Happy wife, happy life, I could be happy with you
 So if you're thinkin' marriage might be something you wanna do
 Let's go, right now
 I'll meet you at the court house
 And if you're hearin' this
 Then, here's my house
 I'll paint the picket fence
 I'll paint the picket fen-
 I'll paint the picket fence
 I'll paint the picket fence
 I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself
 Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know, but you'll still help
 And that's exactly why
 You'll make the perfect husband
 And I'll say I love you
 And I'll say that I do
 I'll say love you in front of God
 And the government