A Woman Like You

Last night, outta the blue
 Driftin' off to the evening news
 She said, "Honey, what would you do
 If you'd have never met me"
 I just laughed, said, "I don't know
 But I could take a couple guesses though"
 And then tried to dig real deep
 Said, "Darlin', honestly"
 I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'
 I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
 Take a few strokes off my golf game
 If I'd have never known your name
 I'd still be drivin' that old green 'Nova
 I probably never would have heard of yoga
 I'd be a better football fan
 But if I was a single man
 Alone and out there on the loose
 Well, I'd be lookin' for a woman like you
 I could tell that got her attention
 So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
 I wouldn't trade a single day
 For 100 years, the other way"
 She just smiled and rolled her eyes
 'Cause she's heard all of my lines
 I said, "C'mon on, girl, seriously"
 If I hadn't been so lucky, I'd be
 Shootin' pool in my bachelor pad
 Playin' bass in my cover band
 Restockin' up cold Bud Light
 For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
 I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
 And not one throw pillow on the bed
 I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
 But if I was a single man
 Alone and out there on the loose
 Well, I'd be lookin' for a woman like you
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 She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
 But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
 You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'
 And you make the best fried chicken
 I got a hopeless golf game
 I love the sound of your name
 I might miss that old green 'Nova
 But I love watchin' you do yoga
 I'd take a gold band on my hand
 Over being a single man
 'Cause honestly, I don't know what I'd do
 If I'd never met a woman like you