Missionary Man

Well I was born an original sinner.
 I was born from original sin.
 And if I had a dollar bill
 For all the things I? ve done
 There? d be a mountain of money
 Piled up to my chin...
 My mother told me good
 My mother told me strong.
 She said be true to yourself
 And you can? t go wrong.
 But there? s just one thing
 That you must understand.
 You can fool with your brother?
 But don? t mess with a missionary man.
 Don? t mess with a missionary man.
 Don? t mess with a missionary man.
 Well the missionary man
 He? s got God on his side.
 He? s got the saints and apostles
 Backin? up from behind.
 Black eyed looks from those Bible books.
 He? s a man with a mission
 Got a serious mind.
 There was a woman in the jungle
 And a monkey on a tree.
 The missionary man he was followin? me.
 He said stop what you? re doing.
 Get down upon your knees.
 I? ve got a message for you that you? d better believe.