Jaws

Jaws the shark!
 Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
 Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
 Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island
 Sunshine lotion fun in sun
 Blood in the ocean, everybody run
 'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
 He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids!
 Oh, no!
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 But the one thing keeping the community safe
 Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
 Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
 He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it
 The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
 He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July
 He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"
 But holy shit here comes that fin!
 Jaws is here
 Here is Jaws
 (He is a shark without a cause)
 He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws
 Jaws is here
 Here is Jaws
 (He is a shark who fights the law)
 He was in a movie that everyone saw
 Long story short, the beach gets closed
 The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"
 Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
 But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
 It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed
 The mayor just shot to the top of his list
 He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
 And he eats that fucker in a single bite
 Golly
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 Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
 He knows the real killer is still at large
 So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
 They're going on a mission
 They're gonna go fishing
 For Jaws
 A man named Quint lets them use his boat
 On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
 'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
 And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!
 Jaws is here
 Here is Jaws
 (He is a shark without a cause)
 He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!
 Jaws is here
 Here is Jaws
 (He is a shark who fights the law)
 He was in a movie that everyone saw
 They're out on the sea, they wait all night
 Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight
 Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
 And Jaws shows up in a full on rage
 He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
 While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
 He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
 And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
 Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
 So they go home and get a bigger boat
 The biggest boat that's ever sailed
 Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail, yeah his tail
 But, oh, my shit!
 Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
 Right in half like a kit-kat bar!
 Up in the sky there's a shooting star
 That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now
 Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
 He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
 Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"
 Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!
 Jaws is dead
 Long live Jaws
 (He was a shark without a cause)
 He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
 JAWS IS DEAD
 LONG LIVE JAWS
 (He was a shark who fought the law)
 He was in a movie that everyone saw
 (He was in a movie that everyone saw)
 He was in a movie that everyone saw
 Jaws is dead
 Long live Jaws
 (He was a shark without a cause)
 He was in a movie, called Jaws
 (Jaws is dead)
 At the Academy Awards
 (Long live Jaws)
 He was robbed
 (He was a shark without a cause)
 Sharks exist in real life, woah
 (He was in a movie that everyone saw)
 Jaws is dead
 Long live jaws