Kazoo

Have you met Kazoo
 She's a beautiful girl
 She came from the depths of the greasy underbelly
 Of this big brown world
 Have you met Kazoo
 She's a dainty little thing
 Give her liver crackers and a rub on the belly
 And her heart will sing
 'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
 With long, luxurious nails
 And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park
 She'll be shakin' her tail
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 She's got a curious smile
 When she gets excited you may find it overwhelming
 If she pees on the tile
 'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
 With long, luxurious nails
 And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park
 They'll wanna sniff her tail
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo
 Have you met Kazoo