American Dream Man

I don't have to worry, have to worry
 whether or not you would love me if I just started packing,
 started packing baby weight on my body,
 'cause you are the american dream man
 Your love is stronger than your need for unrealistic demands
 but that's not the end of his good deeds
 He always smells good, like they all should
 keeps his clothes folded up in a drawer
 comes up behind me, kisses my neck as he starts sweeping the floor because he is the ultimate clean man
 come one, come all and feast your eyes on this here dying breed man
 hands in your pockets, 'cause this one's mine, and did i forget to mention that he instinctively knows just where to be focusing energies
 ladies, if you know what i mean, shall we raise up our glasses
 here's to all my dreams come true in the form of an american man
 He's got a lot of manly man things, to be sure, he brings them all to the table along with gourmet dishes
 whatever my wish is that day, he makes it happen 'cause he is the american dream man
 come one, come all and pinch your side to see if maybe you're dreaming
 'cause i have to do it all the time
 just try to find another one
 bet you'll have one hell of a time until we have a son (i'm kidding) but allow me to boast as we raise for a toast now
 here's to all my dreams come true in the form of an american man
 if you know what i mean, shall we raise up our glasses
 here's to what my friends refer to as a 'bonus'
 we're talking brains over braun and his shoulders are plenty wide enough to lean on, and upstairs, he's got it going on
 after all, he is the american dream man
 he is the ultimate clean man
 he is the american dream man
 here's to all my dreams come true in the form of an american man