Gone Guru

Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
 Gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy
 Van, yeah, that's the masterplan
 Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can
 Yeah, I gave it all away, the hard rock band
 The groupies, the booze, the all night jams
 Now all these fans, asking where did he go?
 Meditating on a rock, letting go of the ego
 So rappin' with the squirrels is the way of the mountain
 They took half my nuts and berries and riddled, "who's counting?"
 Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting
 Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain
 Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween
 Grubs in the ground, it was so serene
 The sky was blue, yeah, the grass was green
 And that's three square meals if you know what I mean
 So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss
 My third eyes open, so give me some swiss miss
 Saw a thirty-foot fairy walking down your street
 Though I was down with God I had to yell, "retreat!"
 Because I gone guru, so cut the ballyhoo
 Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
 Set the animals free from the pimpin' zoo
 And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue
 Because I gone guru, so cut the ballyhoo
 Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
 Set the animals free from the pimpin' zoo
 And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue
 I had a revelation and I made a mint
 So take a hint and won't you join the club?
 Send your wife to my hut for the body rub
 Pumpin'metal guru in the subaru
 Four wheel drive to the commune, pick up the crew
 And we out to the zen monastery on the prairie
 Where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy
 Snowboarding with the yeti, eating veggie spaghetti
 Don't have to live like no refuge, peace to Tom Petty!
 Ready, steady, spiritually grow
 'Til I found out my boy worked for the cointelpro
 Gram, damn, now I gots to scram
 And start handing out my leaflets in bethlehem
 'Cause the bibles played out, so I'm writing a new text
 "We're all one, so what's the problem with group sex?"
 And so many children want to join the fold
 Mike love on line two, put that sucker on hold!
 And shine, to thine own self be true
 They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
 Yeah, shine, to thine own self be true
 They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
 You got to shine! to thine own self be true
 They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru (sing!)
 Gone guru in my new nehru
 So rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
 I'll deliver whover pays what's due
 That's nine for me and one for you
 Gone guru in my new nehru
 So rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
 I'll deliver whover pays what's due
 That's nine for me and one for you
 (Aw, yeah, we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight)
 (We got that incense, burning!)
 (We got them peacock feathers, tickling!)
 (We got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use)
 (So come on people, get with the program, we can get this together)
 (Tonight!)
 Too many wives for Ohio, they were looking to try me
 So I got twelve divorces, said, "aloha hawaii"
 Arrived without traveling, they lost my bags
 Another trial for my people, don't scratch the jag!
 You know they say, "hang loose", but they really don't mean it!
 Deported me to Rio and you watched it on CNET News
 Chumps had me singing the blues
 'Til thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose
 Rose petals in my path, milk in my bath
 And now Harrison Ford wants my autograph
 I laughed when we met, 'cause he busted a sweat
 Then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet
 Cold stole the spotlight from the dali lama
 'Cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas
 Got 16 caddies and 29 rolls
 Fuck the shoes, I transcended the sole
 With constant expansion, I live in a mansion
 Getting jiggy with Madonna and Marilyn Manson
 Sixty minutes, expose taxes you never paid
 Papparazzi! code blue! down toupee!
 Yes, I'm starting to age, I can feel it in my bones
 My advisors tell me, "start thinking 'bout clones"
 Found out, heaven is a place on earth
 I cut off my head, it cost all I was worth
 Cryogenic robot, now my head can spin
 I'll be around a million years, let the party begin
 Party robot! Now my head can spin
 I'll be around a million years let the party begin
 Gone guru, new nehru
 Rock tamborine and didgeri too
 Must free animals from pimpin' zoo
 Deliver who? 2+2
 Gone, gone, g-gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone
 Gone, gone, g-gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, guru