The Hardest Karaoke Song in the World

This is the a-ö of Iceland
 So try to sing along
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 What could possibly go wrong?
 I start my day with coffee or kaffi is what we say
 I pour a little mjólk in and feed my horse some hey (hey)
 I look out the window to see if there is sól
 I eat my morgunmatur and sit down in my stól
 This eyja is kind of awesome no matter what you see
 There's hverir, list and jöklar and vinir you can meet (skål!)
 So pack your töskur, Iceland has it all
 Austur to vestur
 Just don't look for elves (you don't even exist!)
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 So try to sing along
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 What could possibly go wrong?
 Our sundlaugar are cozy, afklæðast all the way
 But don't forget sundskýla before you go and play (ok?)
 You might see a torfbær or hike in the þjóðgarð
 And you must say hi to Villi, because that is my dad (Pabbi?)
 And you can rent a bílaleigubíll
 Enjoy the drive on hringvegurinn
 Be mindful of malarvegir
 And don't traðka on the moss
 It grows back so slow
 Like seventy years!
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 So try to sing along
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 What could possibly go wrong?
 Since the upphaf alda the sheep has been around
 Vinaleg and gracious, every man's best friend
 We cuddle them and klappa and then take all their ull
 We wear them like the kappar and they've always kept us... full
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 So try to sing along
 This is the a-ö of Iceland
 What could possibly go wrong?
 This is the a-ö of Ísland
 So reyndu að syngja með
 This is the a-ö of Ísland
 Now memorise this lag
 "You just sang the hardest karaoke song in the world
 You speak Icelandic
 You can even say Plokkfiskur"
 "You're almost an Icelander, almost
 Seriously, it's a lot of paperwork
 Just come and visit"