Saint Bernard

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
 To remind me that I am a fool
 Tell me where I came from, what I will always be
 Just a spoiled little kid who went to catholic school
 When I am dead I won't join their ranks
 'Cause they are both holy and free
 And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
 And until the end, that's how it'll be
 I said make me love myself so that I might love you
 Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god
 When I said it I thought it was true
 Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
 But he's got his own things to deal with
 There's really just one thing that we have in common
 Neither of us will be missed
 Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
 You always said how you loved dogs
 I don't know if I count
 But I'm trying my best
 When I'm howling and barking these songs