If My Friends Could See Me Now - Live

f they could see me now
 That old gang of mine
 I'm eating fancy chow
 And drinking fancy wine
 I'd like those stumble bums
 To see for a fact
 The kind of top drawer
 First rate chums I attract
 All I can say is, wow
 Hey, look at where I am
 I've landed, pow
 Right in a pot of jam
 What a setup, holy cow
 They'd never believe it
 If my friends could see me
 (If they could see me)
 Said if my friends could see me
 (If they could see me)
 Oh, if my friends could see me
 If they could see me now
 If they could see me now
 My little dusty prince
 Chasing around
 This million dollar chick
 I'd hear those real hip cats
 Say, brother, get her
 Draped on a bedspread
 Made of three kinds of fur
 To think the highest brow
 Which I must say is he
 Should pick the lowest brow
 Which there's no doubt is me
 What a step up, holy cow
 They'd never believe it
 If my friends could see me
 (If they could see me)
 If all my friends could see me
 (If they could see me)
 Said if my friends could see me
 If they could see me now
 I'll rejoice with all my friends
 I said rejoice with all my friends
 If they could see me
 If they could see me
 If they could see me
 If all my friends could see me
 If they could see me now
 That old gang of mine
 Eating fancy chow
 And drinking fancy wine
 If all my friends could see me now
 See me now, holy cow
 If they could see me
 If they could see me
 If they could see me...