Cowboy

Since I was a kid I had this dream
 I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean
 Flying bullets, flying fists
 Born to ride and to be kissed
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 Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
 Any horse and any bride
 Cowboy, cowboy comes to town
 Beat you up and shoot you down
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 I wear my blue jeans very tight
 Please the ladies every night
 They put money in my hat
 Makes their husbands so upset
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 Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
 Any horse and any bride
 Cowboy, cowboy comes to town
 Beat you up and shoot you down
 Cowboy, cowboy, never die
 Feels no pain, never cries
 Cowboy you get all the chicks
 Big, big horses and big dicks
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 Was never wild, was never mean
 Never joined the cowboy scene
 I just ride my rocking chair
 Hide my teeth in Tupperware
 Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
 Vomit in your cowboy hat
 Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
 Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
 Cowboy, cow-oh-boy, we die
 Every night I have to cry
 Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
 Drunken horse and shrunken dick