31 Flavors

I'm day dreamin of my future boyfriend, he's my favorite person and my number one friend
 Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him so I can't drink around him it's becoming a problem
 I've only got two hands but I'm ambidextrous I can do many things at the same time
 they say its dangerous but baby I'm just askin
 is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin?
 I got a problem with monogamy, I don't think that it was meant for me
 I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
 31 flavors boy I gotta have variety
 my methods are somewhat unconventional and clash with that old cliche
 hey hey, save your corny ass candle light dinner for two
 I'd rather have a hot all you can eat buffet
 I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it's real intense, when I'm with one man, I kinda feel like I'm dyin so consider my infidelities self defense
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 I got quite an appetite
 maybe I'm a little sick
 but at lease I aint no anorexic
 guys don't like them skinny chicks
 I just wont settle for a carrot stick
 when I can have a chocolate cake
 I'll bake you up and make you mine
 lick you up a thousand times
 ooo that boy looks mighty fine
 and this one tastes so bland
 but I should wait a half an hour
 or I could get a cramp
 Mama says I shouldn't try to have a boyfriend
 if one aint enough for me
 see my problem is I always tend to lose my focus
 maybe I got A.D.D.
 so don't be so disappointed baby
 perhaps the problem aint you
 I think I got over 30 personalities
 and every single one needs some attention too
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