Born Yesterday

(You know, sometimes we men have a tendency to think our
 women are a little bit naïve and they don't know what we do.
 Well, let me tell you what my woman said to me. she said)
 I hear you been telling your friends across town
 That I'm in the dark 'bout your running around
 And how your Fool in the house don't
 know nothin' 'bout your woman on the side
 (She said)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (said)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (Listen, she said)
 While you were out there fooling around
 Showing off your lover all over town
 (she said)
 I wasn't worried, baby, you know,
 that suited me just fine (that's what she said)
 (she said)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (said it again)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (But, this is what hurt me the most, she said)
 I bet you thought I'd be all by myself
 But I picked up the phone just as soon as you left
 And it wasn't long before I had company
 While you were lovin' her, he was here lovin' me
 Full A and ½ B instrumental
 (she told me, she said)
 Here's what I've learned, livin' with you
 If it's good for the gander, it's good for the goose
 (she told me, she said)
 Oh, I hope you're happy, 'cause I sure am satisfied
 (I felt like a fool)
 (she said)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (She said it again, said)
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 (She kept on sayin')
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But, ooo, I stayed up late last night
 I might have been born yesterday,
 But I stayed up late last night
 All I could do was stand there, my head hangin' down
 And she said what make you laugh, be the same thing that make you cry
 (She told me, she said)
 What's good for the gander, boy, it's good for the goose
 (said) I'm holding onto someone now
 Ooooo I can't turn him loose
 Ooo weee, baby
 Oooo, weeee, don't leave me
 Give me one more chance