Why Not Me

Oh, talk, talk, talk
 Oh, shut your mouth
 A little kiss, kiss, kiss
 Come on and help me out
 Desperate times call for desperate measures
 And desperate desires lead to desperate pleasures
 You know?
 Oh yeah, you know, don't you?
 Oh god, you don't?
 Oh no, you don't, do you?
 Won't you teach, teach, teach me if you can
 How to be more cosmopolitan
 Who needs class when you got money?
 Well I've got cash, but you've got everything else
 Well you can call me crazy, but I heard that sells
 Oh, why can't I be you?
 Oh, how can I be you?
 Oh, it's so easy for you to be
 Just what everyone wants to be
 So, why not me?
 Tell me, why not me?
 Tell me!
 Well look, look, look who's laughing now?
 Well it's me-e-e, but not too loud
 I won't make it on my own for long, dear
 I'm doing anything to just hold on here
 It's true, it's true
 That I could just walk a mile in another man's shoes
 Oh, why can't I be you?
 Oh, how can I be you?
 Oh, it's so easy for you to be
 Just what everyone wants to be
 So, why not me?
 Tell me, why not me?
 Now listen to me, listen to me
 You're what I should be, what I could be
 So what do you say, what do you say?
 I'm willing to pay, begging to pay
 Now what'll it take, what'll it take,
 To get me a break, give me a break?
 Oh what can you do, what can I do
 To make you like me, make me like you?
 Why can't I be you?
 Oh, how can I be you?
 Oh, it's so easy for you to be
 Just what everyone wants to be
 The things never stop haunting me
 You can make it look so easy!
 Why not me?
 Tell me!
 Why not me?
 Oh, tell me!
 Why, not me?