Five

One night in June I was visiting my girlfriend
 When suddenly there came a little voice from behind
 Phoebe announcing that she could do a backbend
 My friend tried to shush her, I really didn't mind
 Oh mommy mommy, I gotta tell you one other thing, she said
 Her face upside-down and red
 OK young lady, then you'd better get your butt back to bed
 She said
 I can count to five, I can count to five, I can count to five
 I can count to five, I can count to five, I can count to five
 What a clever little girl
 Where in the world did you learn to count to five
 I'm blown away by your new ability
 Pointing out that you are one
 And she and I make three
 Kitty and the turtle make five, make five
 You know Melissa, I really can't ignore
 The way she counts to five when the music is in four
 She's a darling thing, a gem of a child
 But this obsession with five has gone on for awhile
 She's got five dolls, five braids on her head
 Five pairs of shoes at the foot of her bed
 I can't imagine where this might end (215k Wav), but honey
 Maybe you should talk to her five best friends about it
 Uh-oh, here she comes again
 One two three four five, one two three four five
 I can count to five I can count to five, I can count to five, I can count to five
 What a pleasure, little girl
 Hearing the confident way you count to five
 You say the numbers with such authority
 Pointing out that you are one
 And she and I make three
 Kitty and the TV make five, make five
 I can count to five
 All the way to five