5 Flucloxacillin

Five Flucloxacillin rattle in the pit of my purse
 Among the ones and the twos, I never finished a course
 Doctor said, "Don't drink on antibiotics"
 Reply, "It doesn't matter, hangover's always chronic anyway"
 A peloton of OAPs cycling up behind me
 Shouting, "Step up your paces, we've got places to be"
 A pile-on of OAPs crashing in my slipstream
 I turn, "Shut up your faces, I'm not your domestique"
 They say if they had got the victory
 They'd act with so much more humility
 They say if they had got the victory
 Well, I guess we'll never know
 Am I a piggy bank of obsolete currency?
 An order of merit from country known for tyranny?
 Another blister pack pops, but I still feel much the same
 Thirty-one, and depression is a young man's game
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 Found a fiver screwed up inside a prescription receipt
 From the salbutamol (No, a gift from the sertraline)
 Hallowed be somnolence brought on by the tramadol
 Damned be the knowledge that's it, now you have tried 'em all
 A peloton of OAPs cycling up behind me
 Shouting, "Step up your paces, we've got places to be"
 A pile-on of OAPs crashing in my slipstream
 I turn, "Shut up your faces, I'm not your domestique"
 They say if they had got the victory
 They'd act with so much more humility
 They say if they had got the victory
 Well, I guess we'll never know
 Well, I guess we'll never know
 Well, I guess we'll never know
 Well, I guess we'll never know