Ladies Love Chest Rockwell

People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's
 Ability to pick up all these beautiful women
 Is it your good looks?
 Is it that big bulge in your pants?
 Could be that fancy car you drive
 That I lease and change every other year, but
 You don't need to know that
 I say look
 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
 My man Nathaniel Merriweather, you know
 A little running buddy from handsome-boy modeling school
 Made this thing called
 "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"
 Barry White used to work
 Shoot, even ABBA used to work
 The way I was doin' my thing
 But man, you put this on
 The hoes just go wild
 I'm telling you, "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"
 You know, you tried cognac
 Even tried givin' her some weed
 Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy
 But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try
 "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"