Last Night (Beer Fear)

Last night I told ya I loved ya
 Woke up, blamed it on the Vodka
 I genuinely thought I was dyin'
 And I could see that smile you were hiding
 Last night I told ya I need ya
 That's the last time I drink Tequila
 Super lemon and his side kick Salt-Kid
 I start cryin' and verbally assaulting
 Last night I asked you to marry me
 That's when I remembered the Brandy
 I wake up and claim I didn't say it
 Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
 Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
 Drinking too much and socially smoking
 Wish I could stop, start to behave and then
 Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
 Last night police had to frisk me
 In the cells thanks to Bells fine whiskey
 I think I said too much like
 Do you like my bracelets?
 Oh wait, they're handcuffs
 Last night I said, "I want your babies"
 Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Baileys
 I drink that much that I forget
 Whatever embarrassing thing that I say next
 You said I got on one knee and there's no way
 Unless I've been drinking, oh wait, Rosé
 Sailor Jerry's Rum, I think I drank too much
 Showing randomers way too much love
 Last night I called you a loser
 I think that was after flamin' Sambuca
 I shouted at you, "Do me a favour"
 And that's when I fell off the pavement
 Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
 Drinking too much and socially smoking
 Wish I could stop, start to behave and
 Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
 'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
 Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
 Do one last shot and know when to stop
 No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
 Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
 Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
 Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
 But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend
 I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking
 I love drinking too much and socially smoking
 Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, amen
 And I just missed another day again