Mom

Wont leave the house till it's all in place
 You know a mess is a human discrace
 Clean up the dishes take out the trash
 Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
 One day the juice was left out
 She was in a rush
 Wont leave the juice out on the table
 She'd rather not go
 Leave the juice out for 5 minutes
 Leave it out for 10 or 12
 Your life is tick tick tocking by
 Leave the juice out befroe it's too late
 Chorus
 Wont leave the juice out
 Cvant hook-up the water spout
 Cant record on the vcr,
 But she works
 She works so hard, mom oh mom
 Just leave it on the table
 Go outside and smell the air,
 Its not clean it's worse then the table
 But you breathe it everywhere
 Studies oh she studies
 She studies so hard
 Reads those books, writes those papers
 Heats up coffee that's been sitting there
 If it tastes a little old she does'nt care
 But beware
 You don't like our tattoos
 But you kinda like my pink hair
 I don't like your panty hose
 I like a different kind of underwear
 Chorus
 I left the house before it was too late
 Now I'm living like a human, just great!
 Bye mom, I'll see ya later