Ladykillers

Here we go, I'm hanging out in Camden
 Drinking with my girlfriends on a Saturday night
 This guy says, "Come and meet my girlfriend"
 She's sitting in the corner looking rather uptight
 So I say hello and I try to be nice
 But I see he's feeling itchy
 Trying to play us off each other
 "Girls, girls, please don't fight" (you get the picture)
 Hey you, the muscles and the long hair
 Telling me that women are superior to men
 Most guys just don't appreciate this
 You just try convincing me you're better than them
 So he talks for hours 'bout his sensitive soul
 And his favourite subject is sex
 I don't even think he really wanted it
 But, Christ, this guy's too much (I wanna tell him)
 I'm as human as the next girl, I like a bit of flattery
 But I don't need your practised lines
 Your school of charm mentality, so
 Save your breath for someone else and
 Credit me with something more
 When it comes to men like you
 I know the score, I've heard it all before
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 (Here comes the next one)
 Blondie was with me for a summer
 He flirted like a maniac, but I wouldn't bite
 I'm weak and he was so persistent
 He only had to have me 'cause I put up a fight
 Oh God, the boy had such an ego
 He liked to talk about himself all day and all night
 You think you're such a ladykiller
 But you were nothing special 'till you turned out the light
 When he's nice to me, he's just nice to himself
 And he's watching his reflection
 I'm a five foot mirror for adoring himself
 Here's seven years' bad luck (I wanna tell him)
 When you say you love me, you're just flattering your vanity
 But I don't need your practised lines
 Your school of charm mentality, so
 Save your breath for someone else and
 Credit me with something more
 When it comes to men like you
 I know the score, I've heard it all before
 Ooh, you're such a ladykiller
 Always on a winner, thinking that you're in there
 Oh boy, you're such a ladykiller
 Super sexy mister, call it what you will, oh
 You think you're such a ladykiller
 I just bet you're still there, posing in the mirror
 Hey girls, he's such a ladykiller
 But we know where he's coming from and we know the score