Your Mind Is on Vacation (And Your Mouth Is Working Overtime)

You're sitting there yakkin' right in my face
 I guess I'm gonna have to put you in your place
 Y'know if silence was golden
 You couldn't raise a dime
 Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is
 Working overtime
 You're quoting figures, you're dropping names
 You're telling stories about the dames
 You're always laughin' when things ain't funny
 You try to sound like you're big money
 If talk was criminal, you'd lead a life of crime
 Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is
 Working overtime
 You know that life is short and talk is cheap
 Don't be making promises that you can't keep
 If you don't like the song I'm singing, just grin and
 Bear it
 All I can say is if the shoe fits wear it
 If you must keep talking please try to make it rhyme
 'Cause your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working
 Overtime