Dorthea's Dead Folks Home

Dorthea had a bad place that was a disgrace
 a home for old people for a monthly rate
 with the help of her son
 the old folks' home she'd run
 and things seemed quite normal
 but something was wrong
 The people that graced old Dorthea's place
 had no friends or family that she'd have to face
 so she thought of a scam
 her son the right hand man
 a very demented and morbid plan
 The old folks' social security checks
 to Dorthea were sent
 she was allowed to cash
 tenants' checks for their rent
 but the tenants were dead
 all poisoned to death
 so they wouldn't have to be
 cared for or fed
 With the help of her son
 buried one by one
 in Dorthea's yard
 'til someone caught on
 Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds
 Dorthea's dead folks home
 is now history