Bush Song

Hello Americans
 My name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'll
 Check it out
 Bitch I'm from Texas
 We're homophobic and sexist
 And if these Mexicans keep comin in I'm a dismember em
 You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos
 Shit in my el bano, I'll cut off your asshole
 God damnit, don't even talk about the faggots
 If I ever seen one singin the national anthem I'm a strangle em
 Hell nah they can't get married, but they can fight in the military
 Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery
 I don't even consider em people
 Go ahead put 'em in the front lines
 Next to them negroes
 But I'm not racist
 Colin Powell's like my brother, aright I admit it I hate 'I'm
 Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq
 Findin some oil to tap, tell em I got up on that
 And y'all still think it was Bin Laden
 When it was us and the Masons, plottin on oil profits
 I'm evil
 But y'all didn't know though
 Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'
 Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch
 Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich
 I'm evil
 But y'all didn't know though
 Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'
 Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch
 Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich
 My brother said some racist shit a coupla years back
 Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap
 And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all the sudden
 The blacks got together and started to register to vote
 But thank God for computers and them helping
 Cause we got the last names of every single felon
 We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same
 Whoever came up couldn't vote on th' election day
 Way to go Jeb, really great strategy
 We got rid of the majority of black families
 And I'm not even talkin' about Dade County
 The expired military ballots are bogus counted
 I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy
 My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy
 He told the entire world that I won
 Before the votes were bein done counted
 And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end
 Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends
 So thank you very much, and please remember
 If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November
 I'm evil
 But y'all didn't know though
 Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'
 Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch
 Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich
 I'm evil
 But y'all didn't know though
 Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'
 Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch
 Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich
 I'm rich, George muthafuckin Bush, what? what!?
 O- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- I'm not doin nuttin
 No it's country, do-don't Da-Daddy, Daddy, ok (smack smack smack)
 Aah Daddy