Reality TV

I watch re-runs of the jersey shore
 snooki drank too much,
 now she's on the floor
 it's a feeling that I've felt before
 though it was not televised
 I don't mind,
 I don't get upset
 and you're watching me while I'm watching it
 I'm just curious I'm a scientist but you think that I'm depressed
 I watch reality tv
 just look at what it's done to me
 I can't believe that nothing means not half of what it did
 I don't mind, I don't get upset but I haven't left my bedroom yet
 and getting dressed was an accomplishment
 so you win, you win, you win you win
 don't tell me where you've been
 don't tell me what you did
 when you were gone
 me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur
 you'd think that i would know by now
 season 8 and I ain't figured it out
 so, on film i keep getting my feelings hurt
 or saying things you don't deserve
 or imprinting on you like a werewolf
 in love, i did you don't get my references
 what if I met someone who did did
 it all sound better in your head
 That movie was so offensive
 but it got me through november
 even though I will swear up and down that
 I wish that I knew better
 I wish I did
 don't tell me where you've been
 don't tell me what you did
 when you were gone
 when it gets so bad that it's almost good
 I'll move to san francisco or hollywood
 I won't write you like you wish I would
 but I'll miss you all the same
 you won't mind, you won't get upset
 once you change, all you want is the audience
 they're so obviously all narcissists
 me, I just love turning off my brain
 one big escape
 don't tell me at all
 I don't want to know
 I'll just watch it over and over on the show