Beached

Life is a beach in hell
 Why give a speech if crying works so well?
 Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!)
 Are you 99.99% libido, .01 burrito?
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 You saw an alligator eat the neighbor like a now or later
 You saw a stranger slip, bust his brains on an escalator
 It didn't even move the needle on your mood
 You are immune
 It didn't even move the needle on your groove
 You are immune
 Hot to trot, born to rot
 You're living it up
 On the doomsday clock
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 Life is a beach in purgatory
 Why spill the beans when lying's so rewarding?
 Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!)
 Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!)
 Are you 99.99% off your meds?
 (Aaa! Aaa! Aaaa!)
 That's unfortunate (Aaa!)
 You saw an alligator eat the neighbor like a now or later
 You saw a stranger slip, bust his brains on an escalator
 It didn't even move the needle on your mood
 You are immune
 It didn't even move the needle on your groove
 You are immune
 Hot to trot, born to rot
 You're living it up
 On the doomsday clock
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 All the love they said you lost only goes and makes you strong
 They were wrong, pour me a shot
 All the love they said you want only goes and makes you drunk
 They were right, pour me a shot
 You are immune
 You are immune
 You are immune
 You are
 Hot to trot, born to rot
 You're living it up
 On the doomsday clock