Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits

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 Don't go drinking with hobbits.
 Sure you'll have a grand time all night long.
 But if you're not used to drinking with hobbits,
 You may not want to wake up at all.
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 They were thoughtful and kind when they invited me to drink,
 A lone human among hobbitkind.
 They bought me a half,
 then another and one more And told stories of days long gone by.
 The brew was strong.
 My glass never empty,
 As if time stood still and bare.
 But when I awoke the next morning
 I felt like Old Smaug had been there.
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 You may wonder how it all happened.
 Well, I'm still wondering what happened too.
 I had tea, dinner, and supper.
 Quite full, I thought I was through.
 They insisted I come to the Flagon
 And drink to the health of new friends.
 But when I go there, I met more hobbit friends
 And the toasts seemed never to end.
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 When the sun it rose the next morning,
 And I lifted my head from my drool,
 There were beer mugs spilled on the tables
 And hobbits lying next to their stools.
 A young hobbit lass grinned cross the barroom
 And nudged each of my new hobbit friends.
 Then sometime after second breakfast
 We all started drinking again.
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 I left Hobbiton a few days later.
 My head was swollen and sore.
 It felt like a dwarven anvil
 After a terrible war.
 I don't think I'll ever recover From the food, the drink and the cheer.
 Now I swear I'll never drink with hobbits again
 At least, till I see them next year.
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