Magic Powers

He walks around like he owns the place
 Whatever he wants
 He promptly gets
 We work hard to please his Majesty:
 Banquets and laser beams of every kind
 I know it may seem quite strange
 How we go out of our way every day
 But you just need
 To look him in the eye to see
 That he has magic powers
 He can make all your worries disappear
 It's freaking 4 a.m.
 And his Majesty thinks the day must begin
 Although the first wake up call
 Always ends up with a kiss
 If we don't make haste
 Along comes a fist
 I know it's rather hard to believe
 Someone would put up
 With his wild mood swings
 But as he curls up in your lap you'll see
 That he has magic powers
 He will make you smile when everything is grim
 He has magic powers
 He has magic powers
 He will make all your worries disappear